Posted on February 25, 2013
Dark HeresyI’ve been whiling away the idle hour reading over Dark Heresy pdfs. Actually, funny story, I’ve been doing this for about two weeks, since I finished the last Dan Abnett Inquisitor novel: today, while browsing the PDF on my laptop I stumbled across an illustration that made me think that I once owned that illustration. Did it come on a… GM screen? Why would I have a GM screen for a game I don’t own? So I went down to the basement to search for this and found not only a Dark Heresy GM screen, but the rulebook and some official scenarios. I’ve literally been sitting reading this stuff throughout the week, contemplating whether or not I should go out and buy this stuff. Turns out I did, four bloody years ago. I don’t know why it made so little impact in my mind then, probably because I was spending 40k brain cells on 40k itself. “To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim darkness of the far future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.” Thus, the preamble to 40k… everything. Way back in 1st year of High School, Warhammer 40k was released with the subtitle Rogue Trader. The rules were permissive, allowing all sorts of combinations and equipments options with all manner of scenario creations rules. The Rogue Trader thing was important because it permitted you to create small squad level battles with a rainbow coalition of the universe’s various inhabitants, as Rogue Traders are humans who are allowed to bypass the usually strict laws of the human Imperium. The idea of a 40kRPG was hot gossip and would have been a wonderful thing, flouncing around the galaxy with your crew of haughty Eldar pirates, your best bud the ape-genius mechanic and your best girl, the lady Space Marine. What marvellously camp space operatic adventures you could have had with a 1st Edition 40k RPG. This otherwise great idea was crushed beneath the wheels of the GW juggernaut that was just starting to get rolling at the time. I don’t think I have to tell anyone how 40k turned out, but “permissive” and “marvellously camp” aren’t words I’d use to describe it. That core idea of customizable squad level stuff lived on though, in the form of Necromunda, then later as the ill-fated Inquisitor game. After they had abandoned Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay, GW wasn’t going to come up with a 40k Roleplaying, but fortunately they spun off the rights to their Black Library Publishing subsidiary, then it eventually made its way to Fantasy Flight. Because as far as I can tell, everything does, and bless them for it. It did so as the rest of the Black Library has been pretty successful. People who like 40k tend to like reading about 40k too and they’ve harnessed some fairly good writers; all dependable Sci-Fi writers although Abnett really is a standout. In doing so, the background of the 40k universe has been fleshed out quite a bit beyond the table-top wargame and its sourcebooks. In creating a richer background, they haven’t contradicted the penultimate sentence of the pre-amble, there IS only war… …it’s just a different type of war. The themes set out by the Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay setting – paranoia, corruption and imminent apocalypse – were cold war themes, with the dreaded commie amongst us and the horrors of radioactive annhilation, both fast and slow, translated to middle ages fantasy setting. The same themes translate well to the grimdark future too – perhaps in a more understandable way. It is a cold war RPG as much as Paranoia or Twilight 2000. Plenty of other places have written up great summaries of the 40k universe, not least of which tvtropes.com. But the particular part of the universe that Dark Heresy occupies is far from the grimdark warsplosion front lines that are represented by the tabletop game. The tabletop game is full of enemies that are the best of the best of the 40k universe. Dark Heresy is populated by enemies that are the worst of the rest. Space Marines, the iconic standard of the tabletop game, don’t feature in Dark Heresy much. If they do, they feature as god-like supermen or, more likely, a TPK-ing villain. Imperial guardsmen, the shittiest of all humans in 40k are Schwarzneggerian badasses in DH. To give you an idea of scale:
- A single round from the Space Marine’s iconic weapon, the Bolter, costs as much as 320 bullets for the guns the plebs of Dark Heresy are going to use.
- The Lasgun – known to 40k players as the Flashlight due to its ineffective nature – is a vicious instrument of death. Two successful body shots with a Lasgun can cause the victim to fly back up to 10 feet, spewing blood from their mouth, knocking down anyone in its path and then crumpling dead on the ground. Yes, this game has critical tables. If you hit only once, it would take the victim weeks to recover without medical attention and rest.
- The humble Flak jacket, given to Guardsmen to make their corpses easier to pick up and form sandbag walls with their corpses, is actually pretty great in DH, having a 1 in 5 chance of completely negating shots from regular pistols. Not just stop-you-from-being-killed, but stop-you-from-being-bothered.
- Those 40k Grey Knights armies that feature Inquisitors and their retinues? If you max out your character’s career, your character would translate to 40k as one of those retinue members. I.e. the ablative wounds the Inquisitor surrounds himself with. That’s the pinnacle of a DH PC’s career trajectory, before being shot by a space-commie with a silent gun that shoots so fast it sets fire to the air as it passes.
- Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay: The career system whereby you purchase career specific character upgrades with XP, the basic mechanics of play, exploding dice and critical charts (four flavours Energy, Impact, Exploding and Rending for the four areas of the body that can be targeted). All hit points are not created equal, as with WFRP. On average, the first half of your wounds total will come back pretty easily after you lose them. But if you take more wounds than that, you’re going to need treatment and rest. And once you lose all your wounds, you start flirting with Criticals. It tends to be a brief flirtation that sometimes involves boiling bone marrow making an impromptu grenade out of one of your larger bones.
- Call of Cthulhu: Winning is only ever temporary. It is primarily an investigative game. There are Insanity Rules and most big antagonists will test them severely.
- SLA Industries and Judge Dredd: While it is primarily an investigative game, you do so with considerable violence backing you up. You are so much better than almost everyone you meet, it’s just that there are so many of them and they are up to some shady stuff. Also, you are doing the dirty work of an appalling regime only because the alternative is so much worse. Not many people have played Judge Dredd, but I think it is fair to say that a lot of 40k’s fluff came from Mega City One.
- James Bond 007: Yes, you are agents of the Inquisition and sometimes that means suiting up and kicking some doors down, Flamers lit. At other times it means getting a new outfit tailored, receiving etiquette lessons and a bunch of gadgets and schmoozing your way from the casino to Lady Heironyma’s bedchamber. In fact, players are almost certainly going to spend more time doing the second than the first – the Inquisition is a much feared institution and to get anything done it must have Acolytes at its disposal who are capable of slipping unnoticed through the warrens of intrigue that surround its enemies. Similarly, good agents will know when to stop playing baccarat and drop the Inquisitorial hammer, be that figuratively or not.
- D&D 3rd Edition: Initiative turns are broken down into Half-Actions and full Actions in a way that should be familiar to anyone who has played D&D 3rd, 3.5 or Pathfinder. Talents = feats.
- Space Hulk: Overwatch! Better than a held action, because it is held action that mows down enemies if they step into your cone of fire. Sorry in advance, Aunt Chumplug.
- Shadowrun: The critical tables carry on the tradition of Chunky Salsa. But there is also Suppressive Fire, which is what non-combat Acolytes can add to a firefight, since talentlessly spraying the combat site with bullets freaks people out, making it harder for them to do anything and allowing the skilled shooters to wrap the fight up. Also shares the “Everyone calls them that, but that’s not what everyone calls them in the game” with Shadowrun: Everyone calls them Space Marines, but in the game, everyone calls them Adeptus Astartes.
- Rogue Trader – In which one character plays a sort of nobleman with a spaceship at his disposal who swans around the galaxy with his chums, mostly ignoring the laws that the Inquisition will scorch entire planets to bare rock to uphold. It’s a hell of a loophole. Rogue Trader focuses more on exploration and trading.
- Deathwatch – You play Adeptus Astartes belonging to the Chamber Militant of Ordo Xenos, the Deathwatch. If there is more to this game than kicking in doors, shrugging off missiles to the face and endless roleplayed Space hulk missions, I’d be impressed/amazed.
- Black Crusade – Like Dark Heresy, but from the other side’s point of view: i.e. you play agents of Chaos. While the Imperium sees Chaos as a force that will devour humanity and so does everything it can to prevent that from happening, no matter how appallingly oppressive that makes the Imperium; Chaos sees the Imperium as a roadblock to the path of human progress from being human to being…whatever comes next. The game apparently does a good job of explaining why followers of Chaos might believe that Chaos has something good to offer humanity. Agents of Chaos do such terrible things because the alternative (life under the oppressive bootheel of the Carrion-Emperor) is so much worse.
- Only War – You play members of the imperial Guard on a squad level, slogging through unwinnable war after unwinnable war. Like Band of Brothers, I assume, only instead of fighting Nazis, you’re fighting face-eating alien gribblies for Space Nazis. Kinda.
The game seems, like most Fantasy Flight games, well supported and the few scenarios I have delved into do a good job of creating a atmosphere that is appropriate to the setting while quickly establishing a suitable setting that changes, sometimes dramatically, between scenarios. The dark tone is never going to be to everyone’s tastes, but the system looks pretty good and I recall that 2nd edition WFRP was a fairly robust system with none of its forbear’s flaws. Now that I’ve actually found the book, I’ll keep reading it.