To all the bosses you’ve slain before…

Paizo just released Paths of Corruption, detailing the Evil faiths of Golarion and on the cover was an old flame. Nualia, Lamashtu-worshipping Aasimar who orchestrated the raid on Sandpoint from her fortress inside Thistletop; the first boss you lot ever put to the sword.

You never forget your first time, do you? The nervous anticipation, the excitement, the sobbing afterwards...

I’m not sure you every saw a picture of her, she was a pretty cool NPC.

After that, you racked up kills against the Skinsaw Man and Xanesha to put an end to the ritualistic murders of the Skinsaw cult.

Then you took out Xanesha’s sister, Lucrecia, who had orchestrated the sack of Fort Rannick for Mokmurian and Barl Breakbones, who was getting ready to turn the Hook Mountain Ogres into a spearhead for Mokmurian.

Now you’ve put an end to Mokmurian too. Well done, boss-killers.

2 Comments on “To all the bosses you’ve slain before…

  1. Killing a boss is the only way Albedon can get an erection anymore. You don’t even want to know what would happen if he ever gets to slay that red dragon who killed the elf out of him…

  2. There is a tiny dwarf penis joke in here just waiting for someone with slightly less taste then me to find it.

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